William: So, um, I guess we can start now?
Thomas: Now's as good a time as any.
William: Very well. Well, hello to all of you in...the real world, I suppose.
Thomas: The Internet is not the real world.
William: What about all of those people who keep talking about Second Life, and The Sims, and all of those other online communities?
Thomas: Trust me, it is not the real world.
William: Oh, well, anyway...let us introduce ourselves. My name is William, I look 20, but I am 417 years old.
Thomas: I am called Thomas, I also look 20, and I am also 417 years old. We're twins, you see.
William: I think they can see that, Thomas.
Thomas: No, they can't. Angel doesn't have that web camera contraption.
William: Ugh. That ruined my entire entry.
Thomas: In any case, we are here to answer questions, give a few first hand accounts, and if William has his way, completely ruin this blog.
William: I will not ruin the blog. I barely know how to use it.
Thomas: I rest my case. So William, do you think this author covered our story nicely?
William: She left out that time we crashed that party while we were at Georgetown University.
Thomas: Well, um, I think that was for the best.
William: Are you kidding me? It was amazing! You drunk that one kid under the table...
Thomas: Okay, that's enough of that.
William: ...you do not remember that? I remember it quite well...
Thomas: Let's end this, now.
William: Why? We just got started. Vladimir is not going to get mad because you beat a 19 year old at drinking.
Thomas: You forgot that we are supposed to abstain from alcohol because it lowers our inhibitions.
William: ...
Thomas: So we are going to sign off now.
William: Yes, we are going to go now. We've said too much. Can we delete this?
Thomas: If you have questions for us...
William: ...something that doesn't involve any form of alcohol...
Thomas: ...then comment below or contact our scribe, Angel.
William: I'm serious, can we delete this?
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